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Bloody Barbed Wire Wrapped Baseball Bat 'Zombie Apocolypse' Acrylic Paddle, Long

Bloody Barbed Wire Wrapped Baseball Bat 'Zombie Apocolypse' Acrylic Paddle, Long

Regular price $125.00 USD
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🌈✨ Unleash your inner survivor with our ‘Bloody Barbed Wire Wrapped Baseball Bat' Acrylic Paddle. Inspired by the fierce and iconic weapon of post-apocalyptic lore, this paddle is perfect for those who want to add a touch of gritty adventure to their spicy play. Handcrafted with meticulous detail, it’s not just a paddle—it’s a statement piece. Whether you’re a seasoned spanker or a curious newbie, this paddle promises to deliver a thrilling smack every time. 🧟‍♂️💥

This paddle is designed for light to moderate impact play. While it is likely to hold up to heavier play, the overall long shape makes it more prone to cracks or breaks when used for very heavy, intense play sessions. This paddle is now being made with a thicker center layer to help make it even sturdier than it already was!

Features

  • Barbed Wire Design: The intricate barbed wire engraving appears wrapped around the bat gives it an authentic, edgy look.
  • Bloody Details: Realistic blood splatters add a touch of dramatic flair to your play.
  • High-Quality Acrylic: Made from durable materials to ensure a lasting and impactful experience.
  • Lightweight and Easy to Handle: Perfect for effortless control and maneuverability.
  • Made to Order: Each paddle is crafted just for you, ensuring a unique piece every time.

Caring for Your Zombie Apocalypse Paddle

To keep your paddle in top shape, spot-clean it with a damp, super-soft cloth. Avoid submerging it in water to maintain the integrity of the design. If it gets wet, set it up on its side to allow any water between the layers to drain and dry. Regularly check for cracks in the acrylic and do not use if you find any. Store your paddle wrapped in a t-shirt, microfiber towel, or similar to prevent scratches. Tighten the screws if they become loose to keep your paddle in top shape.


Play Safe, Play Smart

At Coven of Kink, we champion safe, sane play among consenting adults. Our paddles are designed for durability and fun, but all materials have their limits. Use reasonable force and regularly check your paddle for signs of wear. Please note, these items are sold as novelty items, and we are not responsible for any injury resulting from their use.

We are firmly against any form of child abuse. Our toys are never to be used on minors or any non-consenting individuals. If you are a minor experiencing abuse or if you have witnessed such behavior, please visit ENDCAN to report abuse or neglect.

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